On your way home you take a right and three lefts then you see two men in masks.
Who are those men?
They are the umpire and the catcher.
What happens when the Queen burps?
She issues a royal pardon.
What Question must you always answer yes to?
What does Y-E-S spell?
What do you call a bear without an ear?
B
What do snowmen have for breakfast?
Snowflakes
What do you call cheese that's not your cheese?
Nacho cheese!
What do you call a country, where all the cars in it are pink?
A pink carnation.
What building has the most stories?
The library.
What do you get when you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle and a ghost?
Cockapoodleboo!
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